Rainbow Help?

If something is wrong i hope this rainbow will make it out for you
Yes, the rainbow helped a lot.


Am I the only one that detects a hint of sarcasm in the teacher's comment?

Immobilizing Enzymes

Describe how the enzyme could be immobilised.
Break it's legs and tell it to stay out of your neighborhood.
I have a good mind to photocopy this and post it home!




From Kimberley: "the boy in question got an hour after school detention from our Biology teacher, ha! Some people just can't take a joke I guess :)"


Indeed Kimberley; thanks for the submission!

Spanish Smart Ass

Use commands to tell your sister to do the following things.


I don't have
a sister


-7




Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 and 2 (Limited Gift Set Edition)

This IS Sparta!

"I'm really sorry about this hopefully you saw 300"

Is the student kicking the teacher in the Hole of Doom?

300 (Widescreen Edition) 300 [Blu-ray]

You should never ask a woman's mass!

A woman rides on a Ferris wheel of radius 16m that maintains the same speed throughout its motion. To better understand physics, she takes along a digital bathroom scale (with memory) and sits on it. When she gets off the ride, she uploads the scale readings to a computer and creates a graph of scale reading versus time. Note that the graph has a minimum values of 510 N and a maximum value of 666 N.

What is the woman's mass?

sofatwhenshestepsonthescaleitgoes"oneatattimeplease" kg

That was very smart of the student to remove the spaces from their answer so they could fit the whole thing in!

Thanks to Lane for this one.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Thanks to Isis for this one:

Unfortunately, I do not have the original copy with teacher comments. However, he showed it to me after he got his "bullshit" grade of 50%. It said, "Very interesting, but the assignment was to read a novel, that's why we had reading time in class." This was a term-long project. Even better, he had already read this book for another class: we were doing a translation in Latin.

When the composition is almost as long as the book itself, then you have to give the student an A!*

*really you do, check the rules on marking a composition! I'm pretty sure it's in there... what do you mean 'there's no such thing as composition marking rules'?

Oh Balls!

I love when the teacher adds to the students drawing. Brilliant! Did the teacher re-mark this paper because of the nice drawings? We'll never know...