Boner

I can't help but laugh at this stuff. This probably means I'm as mature as the kid that drew this, but I don't care!

Maybe this is the source?

Macabre Question

The organic chemistry Ninja

Benzene throwing stars FTW!

Binary Poem

So for those of your who do not read binary, I translated this with my 1337 h@x0r skillz:

Poem.
You translated my poem,
I congratulate you.
I wish I could rhyme with poem,
but its very hard to.
I just beguiled you,

And before you ask, the teacher obviously didn't know what the student wrote, given the comments, but I still applaud them for having a sense of humor.

V+!

OMFG Sushi

Velociraptor riding a Hoverboard, WTF?

8) (2 points) Unusual Situations Suppose that a velociraptor riding a hoverboard is coming straight towards you. Briefly describe how you will survive, preferably in the form of a haiku.
I have a counter
A R-Rex in a Tomcat
A jet is better

I probably would have gone for something to do with water (a la Back to the Future) but this student's answer is way better!

Snakes on a Plane 2.0

Another Snakes on a Plane test answer!