A turtle makes progress...

A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out

This quote means that if you help out instead of keeping to yourself, you can make some progress. for example if you help out with the environment, it will make some progress, or some shit like that

The student's apathy in this answer is better that his/her answer.

New Math

Looks right to me...

Another Stick Man Hostage Negotiation

Stick man hostage negotiation is quickly becoming a popular way to try to get extra marks.

Peter Nguyen's biography of Walt Whitman

It's time for another essay from Peter Nguyen:

My favorite quotations:

"He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi river and freed the slaves."

"Walt Whitman's might seem like a real cool guy but in reality he's a whiny ass pussy."

"His Livejournal, which he doesn't think anyone knows about is full of whiny goth poetry. His Current Mood is always "Apathetic" and his music is always some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of."

"Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and fell out because he wasn't fastened properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman."

Peter Nguyen, you should have your own blog!

Batman!

Q: Write the equation of the line that passes through (-3,-5) (6,1)

A: Can't answer the bonus... someone needs my help!

Another Batman post!

Props to the reader that can come up with the real solution to the bonus question.

Contrived Physics Question

Thanks to Gavin and Roland at Busted Carbon for sending this one to me.

26. A train is blowing it's whistle while traveling at a speed of 22.0 m/s. The speed of sound is 343 m/s. Observer A is directly in front of the train, while observer B is directly behind it. Find the whistle frequency heard by A and that heard by B.

  Observer A is dead

Give that student an A! I bet (s)he was the only one that got the frequency heard by Observer A correct.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Dear Internets,

Sorry for the long delay in posting, I decided to take the holidays off. I am back now, posting will resume.

Sincerely,

Zero Out Of Five.