Jan Wong wrote that another reporter (Jim Munson) was stopped at a military checkpoint and asked for identification. He had forgotten his jo...

This is probably the greatest essay ever written on Pop Rocks.

5. Can a man still reproduce with only one testicle? No, girls don't find that shit attractive. Nice try! Kudos to the teacher for havin...

Mr. President, I am supposed to write you a letter of things that you can do to save the world. Apperantly, today is Earth Day, so in honor ...

I've actually posted parts of this essay before, without realizing they were all part of one excellent ZOoF. Enjoy!

(e) Outline the role of the hormone ADH. UR MOM LAWL LAWL indeed!

Wow, 200 ZOoFs and 2 years later and I'm still posting to this silly blog. I never thought I'd get this far, but as long as ya'l...