Giant Shrimp: Seafood Gods

Michael wrote sent me his science homework:


Question: Describe 3 reasons why the introduction of giant shrimp is harmful in the Gulf of Mexico
Answer: 3. Giant shrimp will eventually take over the ocean as seafood gods




God-like giant shrimp from the Gulf of Mexico? YUM!

This is the end

This is the end of the question paper
Thank The good Lord!

This kid has issues

There is no spoon!

Code Question
Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print "FizzBuzz".


There is no spoon!




For those of you that don't know what's going on here: Know your Meme.

THIS IS SPARTA Physics

3) Sketch a pose which is not balanced (the person will fall!) On the drawing illustrate the important components of balance (make sure they are labeled). Explain in words why this pose is not balanced (why the person will fall.) (6pts)


Not only have the CoM and CoP been disaligned by the great Spartan King's courageous foot, the CoM lies completely outside the base of support and into the fearsome lizard's razor teeth. Perhaps he should've chosen his words more wisely.


Check out other SPARTA answers!

Best Birthday Ever!

One day a girl was haveing a party. She got cack all over her face. She got the best birthday ever.

Truly Old School

Susan writes:

Here are some truly old school student doodles in the margins of classwork:
http://www.goldschp.net/archive/childart.html
http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html

Thanks Susan, those are truly old school!

Threw up on DS

Directions: Think about a lesson you learned when you didn't expect to. Write four sentences that tell about the lesson.


I was going to the store.
I started to feel sick.
I threw up on my ds.
I learned not to throw up on electronics.

Poping on the neighbours lawn

When I was eight years old, My neighbour's dog kept poping on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.

I'm not really sure what 'poping' is but it's probably not nice...