Penny Collection

Cora
100th Day of Kindergarten
1. My collection is Penis
2. Can my collection be eaten? no
3. My collection is 68 inches.
4. My collection weighs 22 blocks.
5. The color of my collection is brown


I think they meant 'Pens' 'Pennies'; otherwise, #2 is wrong and #3 is a an exaggeration.

She is Blind

b. Miranda can't see anything when she looks down her microscope.
Suggest one reason why not
She is blind
x Nice try!

Dear Senior

The story goes like this:
"The 2nd grade class was asked to fill in the blanks on a letter to a senior about to go to prom, the idea being that the senior is setting an example for the 2nd grader. This is the one of those letters."

Dear Senior,
Please be safe at Prom. I would like you to
wear a condom when you are getting freaky.
You are a role model to me! I care about you!
Sincerely,
Emma Clark


P.S. Here is a picture for you!

I am thankful for...

I Am Thankful
for my balls


That's a drawing of 2 basketballs and 2 footballs I believe.

Piano Nerd

Cause: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day.
Effect: he is a big nerd


Well said.

Giraffes

10. The diagram below best illustrates
a. Lamarck's theory of evolution.
b. Darwin's theory of evolution.
c. Malthus's principles.
d. Lyell's theory about past changes.
e. Giraffes are heartless creatures.

Double Entendres

Write three sentences using at least one Unit 11 spelling word in each sentence.


Can I trow the ball?
I am going to go take my shirt off.
Can you pull harder?

Calc-u-later!

Too Much Information

From our TMI department:

7-6-2011
To whom it may concern;
Redacted name did not attend school 7-5-2011 due to Crapping. If you have any questions please feel free to call me @ redacted phone number.
Thank You

3-2-1 Math Writing

Math writing? WTF?

Angry Birds 2.0

Thanks to Iraklis for pointing this one out on ZOoF's Facebook page.

[via digitizor]

Taxonomy

5. What do we call the science of classifying living things?
Racism
+1


This is my new favourite ZOoF!