Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Reason for Detention: Unhealthy smell in test.
Student Response: it is natural to fart should I get 10 demerit points for a natural body function
Yes - smell diminished
No - Attitude
It's not your smell, it's your attitude. What a crock!
Joel's Journal and Fact-Filled Fart Book
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
A woman rides on a Ferris wheel of radius 16m that maintains the same speed throughout its motion. To better understand physics, she takes along a digital bathroom scale (with memory) and sits on it. When she gets off the ride, she uploads the scale readings to a computer and creates a graph of scale reading versus time. Note that the graph has a minimum values of 510 N and a maximum value of 666 N.
What is the woman's mass?
That was very smart of the student to remove the spaces from their answer so they could fit the whole thing in!
Thanks to Lane for this one.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Thanks to Isis for this one:
Unfortunately, I do not have the original copy with teacher comments. However, he showed it to me after he got his "bullshit" grade of 50%. It said, "Very interesting, but the assignment was to read a novel, that's why we had reading time in class." This was a term-long project. Even better, he had already read this book for another class: we were doing a translation in Latin.
When the composition is almost as long as the book itself, then you have to give the student an A!*
*really you do, check the rules on marking a composition! I'm pretty sure it's in there... what do you mean 'there's no such thing as composition marking rules'?