Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
For every point you take off, this guy loses a limb!
I have a stick family! Give him what he wants!
He means busines. Innocent stick people don't need to die!
Excellent stick figure hostage negotiation! It's obvious that the stick figure with the axe means business, yet the teacher still marks it all wrong. I guess the teacher doesn't have any compassion for stick figures.
Monday, January 26, 2009
b) Use the differential to estimate [equation]
I'm going to do √102√19 instead
I'm a freaking genius and that made no sense. Either you're an even greater genius or you were just desperate ti out something down. I don't sense any disturbances in the Force when I hold this paper so I'm guessing it's the later... But I'll give you a point in recognition of the fact that you help my attention for as long as you did.
Whoa, did I say that? Sorry, man, you're cool. Yesterday was wild.
Wow, sounds like the teacher was drunk! I love how the teacher gave the student a mark for his/her (incorrect) work! This student's efforts actually paid off, it means there is still hope out there the student who doesn't know the answer.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Explain ONE of the three ways that clouds can be formed. Used diagrams to help illustrate your answer (2 marks)
I guess God isn't an acceptable answer. Maybe if this was a Sunday School test, it would be ok.
Who noticed the grammatical error in the question?
Wonder if the student meant 'ground' instead of 'grand' in the drawing?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
List 3 ways the film version is different from the play?
Parts are different
Did you line the film? Why or why not?
better [???] plays book version
The student's drawing is way better than the written answer. I wonder what movie the test was on?
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Some people don't look up until they are flat on their backs.
This quote means some people can't look up because something has happened to their necks so they can't look up. for example, if a person gets kicked in the neck by a kung fu midget, they will not be able to look up.
The student would have got full marks if they omitted midget, because a kung fu midget can only kick you in the neck if you are also a midget.
Posted by Unknown at 8:31 AM
Monday, January 12, 2009
A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out
This quote means that if you help out instead of keeping to yourself, you can make some progress. for example if you help out with the environment, it will make some progress, or some shit like that
The student's apathy in this answer is better that his/her answer.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
It's time for another essay from Peter Nguyen:
My favorite quotations:
"He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi river and freed the slaves."
"Walt Whitman's might seem like a real cool guy but in reality he's a whiny ass pussy."
"His Livejournal, which he doesn't think anyone knows about is full of whiny goth poetry. His Current Mood is always "Apathetic" and his music is always some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of."
"Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and fell out because he wasn't fastened properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman."
Peter Nguyen, you should have your own blog!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
Thanks to Gavin and Roland at Busted Carbon for sending this one to me.
26. A train is blowing it's whistle while traveling at a speed of 22.0 m/s. The speed of sound is 343 m/s. Observer A is directly in front of the train, while observer B is directly behind it. Find the whistle frequency heard by A and that heard by B.
Observer A is dead
Give that student an A! I bet (s)he was the only one that got the frequency heard by Observer A correct.